<p>Every single statement you’ve made about Colgate athletics is wrong. Colgate does play football and has for over a hundred years. It plays football in the Patriot League along with Georgetown. Its hockey team had a poor record but still beat two of the top teams in the ECAC and made it into the championship tournament this year where it finally lost to one of the best college hockey teams in the country, Yale. And its basketball team, like all Colgate teams, challenges itself against the best teams it can find which this year included both Duke and Syracuse. Not that any of these facts impresses someone as knowledgeable about sports as you are.</p>
<p>I think the mature thing to do at this point would be to admit that you made an awful lot of mistakes about Colgate athletics, a topic you are quite astonishingly misinformed about. Then, I suggest you apologize for wasting everyone’s time. Bro.</p>