<p>"Q: What does a Harvard student have in common with a Yale student?</p>
<p>A: They both got into Yale.</p>
<p>Q: How many Yale students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?</p>
<p>A: None. New Haven looks better in the dark.</p>
<p>Q: What do Yale women and hockey players have in common?</p>
<p>A: They both shower once every three periods.</p>
<p>Q: How do you get a Yalie off your front porch?</p>
<p>A: Pay him for the pizza.</p>
<p>It was the day of The Game. A Yale man and a Harvard man were in the bathroom. When they both finished, the Harvard man walked out of the bathroom as the Yale guy washed his hands.</p>
<p>The Yalie said, “At Yale, they teach us to wash our hands.”</p>
<p>The Harvard guy responded, “At Harvard, they teach us not to **** on our hands.”</p>
<p>And then of course there’s the classic Yale jokeyou know, the one about them being “almost as good” as us. "</p>