<p>I was going to write a careful, reasoned response about how Lovett rooms are misperceived as much worse than they actually are — after all, they have probably the second-best bathrooms on campus and are certainly better than Brown tower, at any rate — and how I don’t get upset when Dorian writes pro-Martel things because he’s obviously promoting his own college, but how putting down another college on a public message board is an irresponsible thing to do given that we are seen as voices of authority and that many of these new students reading the board will likely be placed in Lovett (the best college, in my opinion) and that we don’t want to poison the well for them before they even arrive.</p>
<p>I was going to write that, but instead I’m just going to write this:</p>
<p>**** you, Dhruv.</p>