Can’t resist the gag, though it doesn’t reflect my views:
The Bennington Tuition: 3 oz. 1995 Dom Perignon; 1 oz. 21-yr-old Glenlivet; 24k gold flakes to taste, but at the very least a lot of them. Kool-Aid, any flavot. Muddle gold flakes with champagne and scotch in a Waterford goblet. Appreciate it. Hold it up to the light. Admire it. Toss it down the drain. Drink the Kool-Aid.