<p>I don’t know how everyone else did it but when I lived in a dorm, I did the following:</p>
<p>1) Exit my room and with a bullhorn, and shout to everyone in my hall that I would be taking a shower.
2) Parade up and down the hallway naked, while dragging an equally naked Butterball Turkey and reciting the Star Spangled Banner backward.
3) After yelling “light early dawn’s the by see you can say, Oh” I ballroom dance with my turkey.
4) Finally, because my religion does not believe in taking showers–I return to my dorm room and go to sleep. </p>
<p>But that’s just me.</p>