<p>Columbia for basketball?? LMAO you must be joking! i don’t know how the other ivy leaguers do it…but columbia’s team is pretty sad from what i’ve seen.</p>
<p>It’s Colgate, guys.</p>
<p>dulche le leche. the legend. lmao.</p>
<p>definately pton for lax though and harvard for hockey. that’s easy.</p>
<p>holy crap, i bet if we collided dulche and muerte together at a high velocity, they would explode with a near infinite energy creating a tear in the fabric of space and time.</p>
<p>We can use a particle accelerator! This one would do just fine:</p>
<p>[Large</a> Hadron Collider - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider]Large”>Large Hadron Collider - Wikipedia)</p>
<p>No, that would be too dangerous.</p>
<p>We already have the synchotron and are in the process of building a separate accelerator.</p>