<p>omg Kebree! I saw someone with my earrings. I don’t think I can wear them again. :(</p>
<p>Dear EncomiumII,</p>
<p>You will likely get into Princeton.</p>
<p>Love,
Cookiemom</p>
<p>YAY!!! Thank you so much. If only it were true.</p>
<p>Which earrings, zant?</p>
<p>These:
<a href=“Claire's US | Fashion Jewelry & Accessories | Claire's US”>Claire's US | Fashion Jewelry & Accessories | Claire's US;
<p>Oh my.</p>
<p>R.I.P.
Zant’s earrings (2004-2004)
Bringing the fluff into fluff-tacular</p>
<p><em>weeps</em></p>
<p>cute–Claire’s carries such pretty stuff.</p>
<p>phil–you crack me up. :)</p>
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<p>What a catchline…you should skip Princeton and go into marketing.</p>
<p>tebro -</p>
<p>please don’t tell me you are serious about claire’s…if so, please banish yourself to the boston university board.</p>
<p>Lol. I’m the advertising guru at my school. I may not be able to figure out how to not use the first-derivative test with the second derivative, but by golly, I’ll come up with a tagline!</p>
<p>wow, zant, you can only wear those earrings to princeton if they come in orange and black.</p>
<p>Ahh those aren’t my earrings and I don’t shop at claires. Sorry.
Mine are nicer…fluffier.</p>
<p>look here mister il! </p>
<p>I can be girly when the mood strikes. you’d think Claire’s was nice if it carried porn. I hold myself to a higher level–anything that sells pretty sparkly things is nice!</p>
<p>oh tebro. you poor, poor, white trash.</p>
<p>oooh, a bit of spark from tebro. watch out, cap…</p>
<p>[sighs]
[bakes a batch of cookies]</p>
<p>um. can I be asian trash? I ran outta bleach and moonshine.</p>
<p>lol! you are to be <3ed, tebro. I think we’ll keep you :)</p>
<p>“moonshine”?..hey, that’s Kentucky you’re making fun of!
I swear I don’t live in a trailer…</p>
<p>nooo, phil-phil!!
you can’t do that to me!!
<em>strokes my poor broken <3</em></p>
<p>LOL! awww <em>pets in zant’s general direction</em> Still love ya, zant. I just think it’ll be funny, because it’s kind of like The Odd Couple. Okay, so who’s the messy one? Hmmm?</p>