<p>hmph. I’m generally not as wack (wack?) as I appear to be. </p>
<p>I plead insanity due to stress. Yes. I do not generally challenge random people to various Canadian sports, like mud-wrestling. </p>
<p><em>munchs on own slice of cake</em> </p>
<p><em>mutters sadly</em> who needs cookies…<em>sniff</em>…anyways.</p>
<p>I hope that’s not the cake you exploded…</p>
<p>cookiemom sorry i went downstairs. thanks for the PM</p>
<p>hahahaha! nope! </p>
<p>-4 great kitchen katastrophes by tebro-
-short-circuited the rice cooker
-burned a circle into the countertop
-knocked over the fridge
-exploded a cake in the oven</p>
<p>I’ve been banned from the kitchen. 
I’ts all store-bought. mmm. tiramisu.</p>
<p>You sound just like my mother, so there’s hope for your offspring.</p>
<p>I’m a disaster in the kitchen as well. I nearly exploded one of my mothers beautiful plates in the microwave. Not good times.</p>
<p>holy mackerel! almost 15,000 views. Wow.</p>
<p>I can’t cook at all. I consider cooking sticking a hot pocket in the microwave.</p>
<p>have you tried stickin eggs in the microwave? it’s awesome. I mke AWESOME italian food. i find that it comes in REAL handy when i have a lady over, kna’wah’i-mean?</p>
<p>you stick eggs in the microwave? O_O Even I know better. </p>
<p>thanks cookiemom! both of my parents are great cooks. you can shove a fridge full of leftovers at my dad and he’ll turn it into a gourmet meal. as for me, you give me a gourmet meal and a fork and I’ll eat it. </p>
<p>wait. that was an illogical comparison. oh well. </p>
<p>I have no “feminine” skills whatsoever although I’ve a mean featherdusting hand.</p>
<p>You would think cleaning isn’t that difficult, but I’m so bad at it, I’ve convinced my mom it’s a talent.</p>
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<p>YIKES.</p>
<p>“YIKES” is right, Kebree.</p>
<p>And cleaning is definitely a talent, celebrian - one I don’t possess, either.</p>
<p>Phil, why would you stick an expensive plate in the microwave? Tsk, tsk, even I the cooking incompetent know that!!! You’ll just have to find a very capable wife to take care of you in your post-graduate years… Either that, or stick exclusively to Tupperware. ;)</p>
<p>I need to find a capable husband to clean my home…or hire a maid</p>
<p>Haha, me too, celebrian - I have a feeling that my single apartment years are going to be a failure in terms of housekeeping.</p>
<p>my mom is always telling me I’m not ready for college yet- I need to acquire some cleaning skills</p>
<p>it’s not too hard. you buy paper plates and plastic silverware. you ignore dust that is just a sprinkling–wait until it’s like a mat–easier to clean that way. ignore separation of colors and whites. </p>
<p>do what a college guy would do–it makes life easier.</p>
<p>you know what would be awesome? if princeton posted their decision online like for example</p>
<p>anameoftheunknown: accepted
Mary Jane Smith:rejected
Dave yoyo: deffered</p>
<p>why don’t they do this?</p>
<p>A college guy would only consume alchohol. </p>
<p>Tebro, do you only post in this thread?</p>
<p>uh…no…I post in many threads. This is just the most lively and the most pertinent at the moment.</p>
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