<p>Please submit application through Dean of University in person. Interviews will be offered for a limited time only in my hometown, all costs incurred at the applying institution’s expense. Please ask visiting Dean to dress formally, and be prepared to answer questions about your institution’s financial records. Those suffering from Tuft’s syndrome need not apply. An application fee of 10 million dollars is due by 11/15, payable by cash or direct deposit. </p>
<p>lol… I’m sure you’ll get in… unless Yale gets Tufts syndrome…</p>