<p>Holy test scores, Batman!</p>
<p>That’s just disgusting. When he sits down to take a standardized test, he probably glows. I bet he doesn’t even need a pencil. He just fills in the bubbles perfectly with his mind.</p>
<p>My favorite part is how he so humbly states under awards: “USAMO (twice)”
<em>commits hari kari</em></p>
<p>Dude, TheWerg, that was a legit application right there haha. You should e-mail it to all the HYPSM deans, along with that link to RCFanatic’s stats.</p>
<p>EDIT: You know what else they should do? Each of them should fly him out, all expenses paid, for like a week long stay apiece. Have him sit in on a bunch of classes…go to parties (eating clubs for P-ton)…have him give an on-campus interview to them…lmao.
When WashU flew me out, they gave me like $50 for goodness’ sake! Colleges should give this guy a $100 meal card and an unlimited supply of apparel from the University Bookstore.</p>