Dartmouth vs. Cornell

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<p>Not true at all, either.</p>

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<p>Good one.</p>

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<p>Across the river from Hanover there is a great little state called Vermont. Apparently they like to grow certain types of plants over there.</p>

<p>Amherst does not “aspire to be Dartmouth”, nor does Dartmouth aspire to be Amherst. Amherst is perfectly content being Amherst.</p>