<p>Yeah, I knew the pan-Arab nationalism involved in the UAR. Part of my family is Egyptian. But pan-Arab is a version of the caliphate idea in which the ideal of all Arabs is a barely disguised substitute for Islamic. The idea can be made clear by realizing Egypt has never considered itself “Arabic” as a people. They are Egyptians and have seen themselves that way for a very long time. Pan-Arabism was a weird mix of anti-colonial (mostly anti-British and anti-French) because of the era - mixed with religion and anti-communism (which I think was more pro-strongman than anti-communist). Like all things in the region, it’s more complicated than can be rendered in a sentence.</p>
<p>As for anti-colonial statements, sure there is an aspect of that. But here is a guy close to Khameini talking in April: “The Jews are currently subjecting us to an unprecedented trial. As you read in the Koran, Solomon ruled the world… and God ordered a group of sorcerers to come out against him. The Jews have the greatest powers of sorcery, and they make use of this tool. All the measures that have been brought against us originate with the Zionists. The U.S. is a tool in their hands. So far, they have not used the full [scope of] their sorcery against us. Sorcery was the final means to which they resorted during the Ahmadinejad era, but they were defeated. This ability of the Jews was eliminated by Iran. Five years ago they tried to oust Ahmadinejad.”</p>
<p>But there are occasional voices of sanity. Here’s one, Egyptian columnist Khalid Muntasir in Al-Watan:</p>
<p>"When the Jewish internet and social network magnates get together, put aside their competition and unite to declare a $33-million grant for medical research on incurable diseases that prolongs human life – I cannot help but cry out ‘long live the descendants of apes and pigs,’ as they were described by Dr. Mursi and his movement. On the other hand, those who detonate bombs in the midst of the innocent, murder tourists and eviscerate them, assassinate politicians, thinkers and intellectuals, and accuse others of being infidels can go to hell, where they can continue indulging their sick taste for violence and blood.</p>
<p>"The founders of Facebook and Google and the Russian billionaire [Yuri Milner] are the ones who truly love life, change it for the better, and have passion for freedom and creativity. They respect scholars, as opposed to those whom we call scholars merely because they memorized 100 old books and can recite them without interpreting or even understanding them – scholars that could be replaced by a single DVD containing these books, which can be read at the stroke of a key on a keyboard costing less than $1. …</p>
<p>… “As I read the article on this organization, I also happened to watch a video sent to me by one of my friends, in which an important speaker lectured on the benefits of having a beard in treating impotence, and how the beard gives the man virility and strength. I closed the article, shut off the computer, sighed and said: It’s no use. Free us [of your discussions] on whether it is permissible to eat the flesh of demons, whether a woman can disrobe in front of a male dog, and on treatments using camel urine, fennel flower, bee stings, etc. The voice of the sheikh in the neighboring mosque rose and echoed as he cursed the Jews, the descendants of apes and pigs, [wishing] that they would scatter in every direction and that their wives become widows and their children orphans, while the worshipers rejoiced in the mighty victory…”</p>
<p>And here is Saudi Abdallah Nasser Al-'Utaibi who writes for Al-Hayat - cut heavily for space:</p>
<p>"I have made a habit of going to a mosque quite far from my neighborhood for my Friday prayers, in order to escape the three mosques near my home, due to the Imams’ [positions] on various topics.</p>
<p>"In the eyes of the one preacher, a sermon is good only when he takes every opportunity to mention the theory of ‘the plot against Muslims.’ … Every week he calls on Allah to destroy the Jews and Christians and thus prove He can perform miracles. Worshippers are expected to say amen and raise their voices and hands in prayer for the fulfillment of his aggressive prayers. I follow suit, but think to myself: Why has he reduced this mighty religion to praying for the destruction of others? Why don’t we bless them instead of cursing them?</p>
<p>"The second preacher writes his sermons using traditional books that do not befit this era. He uses historical rhetoric that is not appropriate to the present and discusses matters whose time has passed. He preaches that jihad is the pinnacle of Islam and calls on Muslims everywhere to join the processions of jihad fighters in order to liberate this world from evil and make Allah’s word supreme – and all Muslims are expected to say amen. I follow suit, but think to myself: What would happen if this preacher’s hopes came true and the U.S., Britain, France, China, Korea and Japan capitulated to suicide attacks… by jihad fighters throughout the world? What would happen if those blessed saints took over the entire world and controlled the industrial revolution? What would happen to human culture and the technological age we live in? How can these suicide attackers run the world and control its economic resources skillfully, when they cannot even do so in their own countries? I am the only one among the worshippers who thinks: Let us build and develop the land before we think of jihad, contribute to science and progress in the world, and attract [people] to our religion with our cultural superiority. Building and developing the land comes before jihad, [because] the alternative is global backwardness in the name of Islam, which Islam itself is innocent of.</p>
<p>"The third preacher uses his pulpit to attack the media every week. Sometimes he speaks of Al-Arabiya TV and its inclination towards secularism and modernity at the expense of the Islamists, and calls on his flock not to watch it. … I think the day is near when he will rebuke me by name in front of everyone, especially after I heard him curse a friend [of mine] merely for the opinion [he published] in one of his articles.</p>
<p>"I fled all these [mosques] for a mosque that is distant from my home, where I have never heard the preacher curse anyone…</p>
<p>“Next week I will return to my distant mosque, but this will not prevent me from making a small suggestion to the [Saudi] Islamic Affairs Ministry that might help increase the efficiency of Friday sermons and protect them from intentional and unintentional ignorance… I propose that the preachers receive ready-made sermons [from the ministry], since ultimately they are civil servants who are paid to deliver material approved by the ministry, as opposed to their personal opinions and private beliefs. In this manner we can rid ourselves of strange opinions and ideas and adopt an Islamic approach that expresses the authority of the state and its inclination towards the true Islam, which is based on temperance, tolerance and coexistence.”</p>