Did I completely screw up my interview?

You did not screw up your interview. Your interviewer messed up (assuming your account is accurate). This person should not be interviewing.

Every year we get stories like this, and I encourage applicants to alert Brown about these alums. Applicants are afraid to do this, thinking that it is going to hurt them with admissions – no matter how much I assure students that making a report will not hurt them. So, if your interview was as bad as you say it was – call Brown. I’d call Alumni Relations. Report this person.

If you do nothing … whatever this person writes up about you won’t affect your admission.