<p>An “all-ages” event in Chicago might as well be called a “We know our event is going to suck so lets try to get people under 21 that cant go to the fun stuff” Event.</p>
<p>I’ve “tried that”. All age events in Chicago are pathetic. A, no, it is not because you can’t get liquor (you, can, after all, go there already drunk). I’m not a big fan of drinking.</p>