<p>The thing I love about that video is that Tank is wearing the evidence on his neck. Didn’t need a guilty look to solve that particular mystery.</p>
<p>^I’m crying with laughter. Thank you</p>
<p>so funny - I shared it on facebook</p>
<p>I had a chocolate lab that was as close to a perfect dog as can be, but once in a while he couldn’t resist sleeping on the sofa while we were gone. We could see the sofa through the window of the front porch when we came home and now and then we could see him stretched out catching some zzzzzzs on it. By the time we would get into the house, he would be off the sofa, curled up on his bed - honestly - pretending to be asleep. He’d get up and stretch and look at us with those sleepy eyes. I’d go over and touch the sofa where it was still warm and just look at him and he would skulk out of the room with his chin dragging the floor. It was the pretending to be asleep on his bed that always amazed me.</p>
<p>^^^^I absolutely love that story. It goes contrary to what “experts” are always saying about dog behavior, yet…</p>
<p>I sent the mastiff video link to my daughters. Hilarious.</p>
<p>this is so gross I hesitate to share it. Our female jack russell loves to abscond with underwear – but only female underwear. Last time my brother and SIL visited she took several pair of my SIL’s underwear, worked them over pretty well. It was really awkward.</p>
<p>She doesn’t seem to feel any remorse or guilt . . .</p>
<p>^^^^I’ve heard of dogs doing that. We have one dog who likes to get into bathroom trash cans at certain times of the month. Several horror stories attached to that proclivity.</p>
<p>A friend of mine invited a date inside her apartment to have a nightcap. Her dog had gotten into her girl supplies under her sink and greeted them at the door with a maxi pad stuck to the top of his head. She was mortified, but I pointed out that as bad as it seemed, it could have been far worse. That dog was a character and never ever showed remorse for any of his misdeeds.</p>
<p>You’ve got to watch this one that my son sent me after I sent him the guilty dog video… [Ultimate</a> Dog Tease - YouTube](<a href=“Ultimate Dog Tease - YouTube”>Ultimate Dog Tease - YouTube)</p>
<p>so cute, and I’m not really a dog person.</p>
<p>Nrdsb4, your post really made me laugh – glad to know I’m not the only owner of a perv dog out there!</p>
<p>^^^^^^^Oh yes, and the same dog loves to tear up napkins, paper towels, etc. He will get a hold of an unattended napkin or paper towel and shred it methodically. He doesn’t eat it, he just holds it down with one paw and uses his mouth to pull it up in sections so that the napkin or paper towel is shredded. He leaves it in tatters and moves on, with no guilt, no remorse, no feelings of sympathy whatsoever for the poor sod (me) who is left to clean up the mess.</p>
<p>This is the same psycho dog who SHRIEKS at anyone walking by our house with a baby carriage or dog on a leash. He doesn’t bark, he screams like a rooster being castrated or a blizzard in North Dakota in the middle of winter. Same reaction to a leaf blowing by, the mailman, or a rogue squirrel. I won’t even go into the story behind the fact that we paid full price for a “special breed” who happens to have a birth defect which caused a half deformed face. It’s actually part of his character, but nonetheless, he is one strange looking dude.</p>
<p>Oh yes, and the same dog loves to tear up napkins, paper towels, etc.
You should have seen our labs eyes light up when we came home from Costco with a flat of paper towels.
She thought they came pre-flavored with bacon grease.</p>
<p>Nrdsb4,</p>
<p>You are funny! I love bad dog stories. Can’t tolerate a well trained obedient dog, just gives me the creeps. My dog has a really bad dog friend named Lisette – one of those giant poodles. The owners are dears, have a little hobby farm and raise chickens and goats and seem to not think it necessary to give their dog a bath EVER. Lisette is the only dog friend my dog actually likes. When Lisette comes over the house just reeks afterwards. Lisette likes to go to our basement and poop, then go upstairs an loll on our bed. Just perfectly awful . . . but I just love Lisette, love how completely naughty she is . . . Her owners are from Great Britain and will watch her do something terrible and say, “Ahhh, Lisette! Into the goodie, are you?”</p>
<p>I once told my mil who, after having an apres water snout pressed into her lap, that I had a choice: well behaved children or well behaved dogs. I chose the former.</p>
<p>(And you have lived until you see dog poop encased in a red cosabella thong.)</p>
<p>I had a friend with labs. One lab loved eating poop and would even eat it before it hit the groundl. All warm. Anyway, the dog walker was trying to stop the dog from poop eating, so when the dog would start, she offered a treat, so what did she teach the dog? Eat poop get a treat. Blech</p>
<p>This thread is making me laugh. I think ellebud is right – parents who raise really good kids tend to have really naughty dogs.</p>
<p>Our old dog developed a quirky habit of dragging toilet paper off the roller and stretching it all through our house. We’d stop putting the TP rolls on the rollers for a couple of months and then thinking he’d forgotten his trick we’d put it back on the rollers and sure enough the first time we’d come back to the house after going out–the house was papered again. He was pretty old and we cut him a lot slack; even if we raised our voice with him it didn’t help because he was already deaf and he’d just wag his tail.</p>
<p>lizard, your post reminds me of this Far Side cartoon:</p>
<p>[Larson:</a> what dogs hear | Flickr - Photo Sharing!](<a href=“http://www.■■■■■■■■■■/photos/sluggerotoole/153603564/]Larson:”>Larson: what dogs hear | This is too good a piece to miss fr… | Flickr)</p>
<p>^ Lmao. My dog hears “car”, “walk”, or “park” no matter where it’s said in the house. My parents can be talking about the car in their bedroom and all of a sudden, the dog will go nuts. I have to text my dad and tell him to take the dog for a ride now because he said that “word”. </p>
<p>But it’s amazing that she can’t hear us call for her from across the room. Go figure. </p>
<p>(come to think of it- kids and dogs ARE remarkably similar…)</p>
<p>If our dog hears the word “pizza” she parks herself at the front door to await the pizza delivery boy. This can go on for days if one of us inadvertently says “pizza” when we are not ordering pizza. Then when we say “Izzie, we’re NOT getting PIZZA” it just reinforces her conviction that the sacred event of pizza delivery is about to happen. Sometimes, we can’t stand her vigil any longer and just order pizza so she can move on.</p>
<p>Or how 'bout when a doorbell ring goes off on the TV and your dog starts up thinking someone is at the door ringing the real doorbell.</p>