Dog, cat, both or neither?

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I am really looking forward to the affection that a dog dispenses indiscriminately. <a href=“I%20know!%20They’re%20such%20whores!%20(JK)”>/quote</a>
True enough, but when a cat decides to sit on your lap, as opposed to anyone else’s lap, you feel incredibly flattered.</p>