<p>Churchmusicmom, one could have a field day watching dog trick videos! I just watched yours and several more and was cackling out loud.</p>
<p>Reading this thread is making me think that my decision to wait awhile to give my love to another dog may be shortlived…You all have me searching online looking at various breeds (other than a mini schnauzer) to investigate too. :)</p>
<p>A friend of mine, who is a children’s author, turned the tale into a book for me for Christmas and it’s now available as an iPhone app. </p>
<p>That is so cool!</p>
<p>He never tells me that he’s sick of this house
He never says, “Why don’t you get off that couch?”
He don’t cost me nothin’ when he wants to go out
I want you to love me like my dog</p>
<p>He never says I need a new attitude
Him and my sister ain’t always in a feud
When I leave the seat up, he don’t think that’s rude
I want you to love me like my dog does baby</p>
<p>When I come home want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog</p>
<p>He never acts like he don’t care for my friends
He never asks me “Where 'n the hell have you been?”
He don’t play dead when I want to pet him
I want you to love my like my dog does, honey</p>
<p>He never says, “I wish you made more money”
He always thinks that pull my finger’s funny
I want you to love me like my dog</p>
<p>He don’t get made at me and throw a major fit
When I say his sister is a b0tch</p>
<p>I want you to love me like my dog does, baby
When I come home, want you to just go crazy
He never looks at me like he might hate me
I want you to love me like my dog</p>