<p>In my real life, I look the other way as dog owners infringe upon the rights of others when it comes to their doggies business. Really, if someone elses little kids decided to do something at the edge of your property (say, build a clay volcano made of baking soda and vinegar), would it bug you? What if they did it every week?</p>
<p>I truly do love dogs, and if someone told me they have a soul I wouldnt think they were crazy for saying it (although I wouldnt agree). I get and like the big-heartedness of dog lovers. Its the traditions associated with dog ownership that just blow my mind. I hide my true feelings in order to protect the feelings of others, and be a friendly neighbor. I smile and pretend that I dont care.</p>
<p>Here I will share the truth. I resented that my little children were unable to run around barefoot on ALL of the property I paid for, because I never wanted them to step on the place where your dog previously pooped (or worse, where a recent escapee left a steaming present). Would you like to step where someones kid previously pooped? I bet not. Maybe if you used soap and disinfectant I wouldnt mind (assuming it would not damage the grass, which is unlikely). I also didnt like it that I had to be ever vigilant to have all the kids remove their shoes at the doorway, because I didnt want the germs throughout my house. Did I want my crawling infant, when he sucked on his fingers, to ingest germs from your dogs feces? In what world is that fair? Just because there are other germs on the yard doesn’t mean you have the right to add a whole lot more.</p>
<p>Yes, earthworms and birds poop, but I dont see it as the same thing. Dog poop is A LOT (as in BIG), and dogs are the property and responsibility (and under the control of) other people. Even when scooped up, the germy target area is huge. I dont like smelling urine when I go to my mailbox either. </p>
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<p>Actually, except for the rare accident, it is completely possible to prevent dogs from urinating or defecating on other peoples property, or shared spaces such as parks and schoolyards (no, it is not fun to smell your dogs urine while playing tag with buddies at recess). The solution is to keep dogs on a leash, and never allow a dog to trespass AT ALL on private property (or visit public spaces other than designated dog play zones).</p>
<p>Since I know my secret desires on this topic will NEVER happen, I will just continue to smile and wave and act as if I dont care.</p>