<p>Salve1: I’ve found a way to become the most ingenious man in the entire world
Salve2: Oh really, how’s that?
Salve1: It’s so easy: I’ll just assert that everybody else who disagrees with me said things that they actually never said. For example, I’ll just claim that they said something ridiculous like that all engineers are stupid or that nobody should ever disagree with anybody.
Salve2: Wow, that’s absolutely brilliant!
Salve1: Not only that, but I’ll throw in a couple of personal insults into the mix, like how they must be afraid of the opposite sex, even though doing so is a clear violation of the terms of use and may actually get me thrown off the discussion board entirely. It doesn’t matter, because I’m such a genius! I don’t need to follow rules, because I’m the greatest!
Salve2: That’s true, and by the way, you’re so handsome, Salve!</p>
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<p>If you were truly done, then you wouldn’t have bothered to keep posting.</p>