<p>Identify your target. Steal a tube sock of his or hers, if he doesnt have any just use your own. You’ll have to throw it out but its worth it.</p>
<p>Turn the sock inside out and put your hand through it. Squat and take a *<strong><em>, catching it in your hand with the inside-out sock. Carefully turn the sock back to right-side out. Note that the *</em></strong> is now cleanly inside the sock without getting any of your own excrement on yourself.</p>
<p>Now go find the person you stole the sock from, and slap him in the face with it! Best when done while intended victim is asleep (least immediate retaliation).</p>
<p>For added suprise, dip finished Hot Carl product in urine before facial. This is the Hot Carlene.</p>
<p>Some of the best from last year (freshman year dorm):</p>
<p>I came back from a concert one night and was walking down the hall to my room and my room is at the end and there was a shower curtain closing off the end of the hallway to my room. I open it up and see my bed, desk, computer, and everything perfectly set up out in the hall. My clothes hanging in my closet were moved to my new closet in the shower. My friends put all of it back though.</p>
<p>Another one you can do is take a screenshot of someone’s desktop, put their toolbar on auto hide and delete all their icons and make the screenshot the background. This way they’ll keep clicking on everything wondering what went wrong and won’t be able to open anything up since it’s just the background picture.</p>
<p>Hiding important things always worked. Cell phones in jello molds, student ID cards in the Xbox or DVD player disc drive, just anything in the most awkward places.</p>
<p>I did this to one of my friends last year, and it was hilarious and it went well (we were in the middle of a prank war). I got a large 55 gallon waste bin and filled it with ice and water and hid it in a shower stall around 10 pm that night. My friend usually takes dumps around 1130ish, so we waited for him to go to the bathroom to poop. When he was in the middle of taking a dump, we took the garbage can of icewater, lifted it over the wall of the stall, and dumped it on him absolutely flooding him, it was soo much water and force that it pushed him off the toilet onto the ground, the contents of the toilet overflowed and the whole bathroom was a mess afterwards, but it was insane.</p>
<p>My brother and his roommate left their door unlocked and people came in and switched all their stuff, as in, clothes in closets and dresses, stuff on the desk, mattresses were all on the other roommates’ side or in the other roommate’s closet/dresser etc. Normally I would say just leave it like that, but they live on the 8th floor and my brother’s roommate is scared of heights, and they had switched his stuff to the bed that is next to the window.</p>
<p>The most involved and intriging college prank would have to be at Brandeis University in 2006 when a friend left for spring break and returned to find his entire dorm room - bed, desk, books on shelf, EVERTHING down to the pants hanging in his closet and post-it notes on his desk, turned upside down - and I don’t mean just turned over. </p>
<p>Go to lightsideup.com to see pictures, video and plans for this amazing feat (called Operation relliM) and the student’s response upon his return from break.</p>
<p>If no one has said this, bouncy balls! Buy like tons and tons, boxes and boxes. Bounce em off the walls. Best for small hallways and long stair cases (where you stand at the top and keep kicking / picking up balls). It’s funny see everyone squirm, even funner to run through.</p>
<p>I faked an email from my suite mate’s teacher to him telling him how he didn’t take her class seriously and how other teachers were going to be much less lenient. He replied and apologized profusely basically making a fool of himself. He was so <strong><em>ed. #good</em></strong> </p>
<p>For the week of Halloween, I started pretending to sharpen one of the kitchen knives, and would keep muttering “soon…soon…” while looking directly at my roommate. It freaked him out so bad, so I had to eventually tell him it was a prank.</p>