<p>“The logical continuation of such an argument would be for the US to pour massive funds into fixing social ills from poverty to broken families, but I wonder how many would want to go there?”</p>
<p>“Me,” he said, waving his arms back and forth wildly and cheering.</p>
<p>(I mean why should I really care who gets into Amherst, when they have a charter from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts that states their purpose is “to educate indigent youth of good character”? If they occasionally happen upon a few indigents, so much the better.)</p>