Emulating the Greatness of Keanu Reeves

<p>Brand is sauron? I KNEW IT the moment I noticed that both of you lived in a barren desert I realized that there was some sort of Freudlian slip! Interesting…</p>

<p>Now to what I really care about. So Brand, you’re familar with the game too? Tell me a good team that I can raise that will get me through the game.</p>

<p>;p I have no idea I’ve never played it. Just referring to sauron’s “busy schedule” which included posting often on the Pokemon Diamond thread. Must be tough.</p>

<p>This is the best thread here.</p>

<p>We all need to get back to posting on the pokemon diamond thread…but theres so many other threads it’s hard to do…</p>

<p>Keanu Reeves? Are you kidding me? He is one of the worst actors I’ve ever seen. Aside from the matrix, which doesn’t need much acting to do, he is horrible in just about every movie he’s in. Lets take a recent movie of his for example, the lakehouse. I have only seen clips of it and he is worse than many high school actors I’ve seen.</p>

<p>How can he be worse than a high school actor? Keanu Reeves never graduated High School (he dropped out) so that isn’t good criteria to base him on. </p>

<p>Charizardpal, you have always been right. Keanu Reeves is the one actor.</p>

<p>I too thought they were the same person, but my theory has failed me as I’ve discovered that I am sauronvoldemort!</p>

<p>ur right. reeves is worse than a high school actor. he shoud have been a professor or something. his calm apathetic voice is perfect for it</p>

<p>I think Reeves should star in history documentaries. Actually, I think he should run for governor of California. His advisors could tell him what to do and everything…just like how they say Bush does. (Contrary to the teachings of Machiavelli)</p>

<p>I can’t read that stuff in the post above me. It looks like a class or eating schedule. Pack future posts into a neat package please.</p>

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Wow, someone is a little thick…</p>

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<p>brand ur an ******. okay, i admit sauron’s an idiot, but why try to steal his glory?</p>

<p>Haha, I love this thread! (especially the first page with all that back and forth) And the Matrix is amazing, even if he does kind of lack emotion…</p>

<p>I think his voice is weird. It doesn’t match him.</p>

<p>Keanu: “I want the club sandwitch!”</p>

<p>How about where he shouts “,I need to get online…I need a computer!”</p>