Esquared Thread

Colleges & Universities University of Chicago
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<p>What would you do, katie, if you found out that I’m not actually a person, but a super computer…and could therefore never actually meet me.</p>

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<p>Well, I am scared of something similar - if you are a complete weirdo who is the exact opposite of me, has no similar academic interests, and decides to hang out only with cookiemonkey! ;)</p>

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<p>Well, I am most certainly a complete “weirdo” (nice word choice there, I might add - adorable)</p>

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<p>Thanks a lot, Eric. :P</p>

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<p>i wouldnt mind if eric decides to hang out only with cookiemonkey.</p>

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<p>Hey! Not fair, cookiemonkey!</p>

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<p>Maybe I’ll hang out only with myself…sexually</p>

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<p>That would be really bad for your hand…</p>

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<p>oh you and your sexual antics eric eric ericericericeric</p>

<p>and katharos…
i suppose we can share if we must.
;)</p>

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<p>cookiemonkey,
Sounds excellent. But he is a little young for me, so maybe you will get him in the end. . . ;)</p>

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<p>I am not some piece of meat for you two to pass around like wolves, as sexy as that sounds.</p>

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<p>You know you’d love that Eric. I would.</p>

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<p>I think Esquared fantasizes about it…</p>

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<p>Esquared is certainly one of the most witty internet posters I have seen.</p>

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<p>^ and one of the sexiest ever alive…</p>

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<p>I seriously wonder where Esquared comes up with all the funny comebacks. I was reading the Names thread under UChicago 2010 the other day, where he suggested that Ollypoly88’s name, instead of Oliver, was Polyp. Everyone, you must read over that thread. It is the funniest ever, and I certainly don’t do justice to it.</p>

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<p>Yes, that was a good thread. Good times.</p>

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<p>Not only was that a good thread, but it had me laughing for 5 minutes. It is the best thread I have ever read - besides, of course, your Nothingness Fun Thread, Eric. ;)</p>

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<p>yes i remember that polyp thread.
actually i remember most/all of eric’s threads. i stalk his threads/posts because his comments are so tasty.</p>

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<p>Oh that sounds excellent indeed. He is quite a bit older than me, but age is only a number.
So Eric, wanna hook up? </p>

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<p>I’m sure that you’re heftier than a “piece of meat,” Eric, if you know what I mean. ;)</p>

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<p>here’s what i do second best:
b-b-b-b-bump.</p>

<p>what i do best is listed under my occupation in my cc profile.</p>