<p>Well, I am on the flight home from Miami, just coming back from a cruise on the Epic this week. So much fun, and hard to go home to the cold and work after relaxation. Thought I’d send some advice to you about the Epic, before I forget it!</p>
<p>Prebook the Blue Man Group, Second City, and Legends on slow days where your excursion gets in early, or if you have no port stops before you get on the cruise. You can walk into second city as many times as you want if you love comedy, just give them your room key and smile if they ask if you have reservations. You can always go in late, but it’s more interesting if you go early and get closer seats. When the Blue Men start wandering the audience, unless you are brave, do NOT look up at them and smile. I keep my head down and look ****ed ( I don’t know why that word is x’d out!), as I do not want to volunteer for their show. If you refuse, they don’t make you. Howling at the Moon, dual piano players are GREAT! Don’t save that for later. </p>
<p>Alcohol is relatively inexpensive, like a reasonably priced restaurant. But we stuck some bottles of wine in our suitcase (not carryons, left with the baggage handlers with the tags), and they did not confiscate them, nor did they charge us the $15/bottle corking fee we expected. Personally, out of Europe with that great wine, I’d buy some really good and cheap bottles in Europe, stick em in my bag and realize the worst they can do is charge you a corking fee. Check that out though, I don’t think they confiscate wine. And European wine is so delicious and cheap. The pina coladas on board are very good, and beer is about $5.</p>
<p>Not necessary to book specialty restaurants, but they can be good. Do it at least a couple days early or you’re stuck with very early or very late. The sit down dinners that are free are excellent anyways. The vegetables for lunch/dinner in the buffet are so good. They change the buffet every day, and I swear they have 20 different types of veggies that are good every day. Best coffee is in the coffee bar 5th floor (and on the 15th, pool deck.) Have to pay for specialty coffees, but a cappucino is really good. Even the free coffee is much better than most cruise lines. Best wine is the chianti in the dining room ($7.50/glass). My opinion only, of course! But I like really good wine that doesn’t cost much.</p>
<p>We decided to do the walkoff debarking, where you carry your own bags. We left right at 7:30am, which was the earliest, and got off the boat in 5 MINUTES! Have done this before and the lines were huge later. It is well worth your time to get off as soon as they allow, you can save an hour.</p>
<p>Casinos pay off is not bad at all. I did far better than usual and even won $1,000 on a slot machine, which I paid $900 towards our cabin bill (lots of wine and excursions). Made our final bill very low, yay.</p>
<p>This is a great ship. Very relaxed on the dress, the only restrictions were no shorts in the sit down dining rooms. So we wore jeans and sandals/tennis shoes, and fit right in. Do not bother to bring fancy clothes/suits/dresses, unless you like that kind of stuff. Workers are mostly from the Philipines. Very helpful, low key, very pleasant and competent. I’m spoiled, I don’t know how we can do another ship!</p>
<p>Internet costs a fortune. If you have an iphone, get a cheap international plan (about $5) before you leave, and you have access. We also got 50 texts for $5 from AT$T. Figure that out before you go, I wish we had, because we didn’t do the internet and ended up charging $110 for internet charges. Yikes!</p>
<p>I wish we could go on your trip! It is going to be so much fun. I am very, very jealous.</p>