<p>Yo, Snoop in da hizzouse.</p>
<p>Yes, I did just say that.</p>
<p>I have a funny NotEmo Kid & Girl story. Would anyone care to hear it? {then again, it isn’t that funny considering, but it’s w/e.}</p>
<p>I’ll hear it. Anything is better than physics at this point.</p>
<p>Of course.</p>
<p>Girl told me this morning that she went to the movies with Kid on Saturday. Apparently, on the way walking back to his house, they decided to make out on the side of some random person’s house. {At this point my stomach is in my throat.} Then they hear this other dude catching up with them, so they quickly unsuction from each other and act like nothing happened. {Now I laugh and laugh and laugh.}</p>
<p>Yeah. It was funnier when she told me in person, with funny voices. Maybe I should get puppets.</p>
<p>Sounds riveting. Do regale us again with the adventures of Girl and NEG (what I shall now call NotEmo Guy).</p>
<p>You make it sound like a girl and a dragon.</p>
<p>And tis all for today. </p>
<p>Is it horrible that I am subconsciously counting down how long they’ll last? Cause I don’t think so.</p>
<p>I just realized I need a prom date. Most people at my school get one over spring break. I don’t even have prospects lined up, or a limo, or anything. ****.</p>
<p>Why are you telling me this?</p>
<p>I’m telling CC this. You just so happen to be reading. Duh.</p>
<p>I see. What-ev.</p>
<p>So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, adieu
Adieu, adieu, to you and you and you
Good nii-iight.</p>
<p>poor venkat has no prom date.
how sad.</p>
<p>this is when you start loudly talking about the fact you have no interest in prom, and you’re boycotting the system by not going.</p>
<p>O no, I’m going whether or not. I may be bored out of my mind and have no fun, but I’m going. I mean, it’s prom. I’m not that big of a loser.</p>
<p>If it’s that hard for you to find a date, why can’t you just go with a group of friends?</p>
<p>You do have friends right?</p>
<ol>
<li>I want a date</li>
<li>I have friends, but I don’t have a real group. The closest thing I had to a group graduated last year. Now I just have a bunch of random friends, and some have never met eachother. This would be easier to do if it weren’t for the fact that my best friend is probably going with his girlfriend’s group. I have a few weeks to figure it out… I hope.</li>
</ol>
<p>My friends and I have at least one whining-about-prom-and-the-fact-that-none-of-us-will-have-a-date fest per week. Usually more.</p>
<p>Venkat…you could always ‘hire’ someone ;)</p>
<p>^hmmm /* asl;dkfj */</p>
<p>^Desperation rears its ugly head. Or creative, whichever way you look at it.</p>
<p>I’m not desperate. Not yet anyway. I’ll be desperate when I take one of my mom’s friend’s daughters.</p>
<p>Unless you think she’s hot. Then you’ll be a playa.</p>