Everyone's Favorite Thread

<p>I never have birthday parties. I’m socially inept, so that ship sailed when I was … 5 y.o. I really don’t care if I get birthday presents. </p>

<p>And since it has been so long since my last “birthday”, I don’t remember what I did.</p>

<p>I’m very weird.</p>

<p>I’m just like you in that regard (except I’m not that socially inept)</p>

<p>I was socially inept. Now, not so much. But I still am not a very social person.</p>

<p>My parents had to remind me that it was my birthday this year. Nothing happened on my birthday anyway. However, I did get a D+ on an English essay. :p</p>

<p>Yaaaayy! But why did you want to know my age?</p>

<p>My birthday is in two months, and I’m getting a car! Oh, and a job because my parents won’t pay for gas and insurance :D.</p>

<p>i just wanted to let you all know that i miss you</p>

<p>Does anyone want to answer a punctuation question?</p>

<p>Of course you all do</p>

<p>(I’m not writing the entire sentence)Which is it? </p>

<p>…full-time, minimum wage jobs
or
…full-time minimum wage jobs</p>

<p>I suck at English.</p>

<p>I turn 18 in less than a month :)</p>

<p>What’s the whole sentence?</p>

<p>It would be the first one because you separate adjective phrases (or whatever they’re called) with commas–that’s my expert opinion.</p>

<p>I say it depends on the sentence. So :p</p>

<p>Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left. :)</p>

<p>Ah, but what DO two wrongs make then?</p>

<p>A really big mess.</p>

<p>or an opportunity for some fun…</p>

<p>Who gets to clean it up?</p>

<p>Whoever’s working the night shift.</p>

<p>Bad luck :(</p>

<p>I hate Shakespeare</p>