<p>Jeez, attitude…</p>
<p>yeah? you have a problem with my attitude?</p>
<p>Yeaah, I do.</p>
<p>Your mom goes to college.</p>
<p>what link did snoopy post?</p>
<p>it’s on page 97ish…</p>
<p>O, that link</p>
<p>I’m so popular.</p>
<p>riiiiight.
you can just keep thinking that…</p>
<p>Someone’s jealous…</p>
<p>why am i on drugs? what would ever make you think that? are you a hobo or something?</p>
<p>i just came back from a bar…</p>
<p>Did you bring anything back?</p>
<p>I’m thirsty.</p>
<p>no?</p>
<p>i’ve never been to a bar before, at least not an actual bar with no parents and stuff</p>
<p>I almost work in a bar…</p>
<p>. almost?</p>
<p>I almost hooked up with a 25 year old girl. If only her boy friend wasn’t there and she was a little more drunk.</p>
<p>i almost hooked up with… myself</p>
<p>and i’m really a bad kisser when i hook up with myself, so i stopped before it went anywhere this time</p>
<p>(no, i’m not drunk and no i did not almost hook up with myself)</p>
<p>alright then</p>
<p>You lied, blondie</p>
<p>It’s a sin to lie</p>
<p>don’t worry, i just prayed to God to forgive me</p>