<p>Valentine’s Day? That’s ballin’. :D</p>
<p>If you come to my house, sure.</p>
<p>Flights are probably canceled for tonight and even if I could get out to Minneapolis, I would have no idea how to get to your house.</p>
<p>Go to Minneapolis. Drive 4.5 hours north. There you are, at my house.</p>
<p>Minneapolis? That’s ballin’.</p>
<p>I’m ballin’, you’re ballin’, we’re all ballin’</p>
<p>Thanks for getting We Fly High stuck in my head again…</p>
<p>Gator Boots, with the pimped out Gucci suit
Ain’t got no job, but I stay sharp
Can’t pay my rent, cause all my money’s spent
but thats ok, cause im still fly
got a quarter tank gas in my new E-class
But that’s alright cause i’m gon’ ride
got everything in my moma’s name
but im hood rich da dada dada da</p>
<p>Really? That’s baaaaaaalllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin’.</p>
<p>Chaos, you kinda freak me out sometimes…</p>
<p>Thus I leave.</p>
<p>Freaky? That’s ballin’.</p>
<p>this thread is getting strange…</p>
<p>let me rephrase your statement: chaos is getting strange. to extrapolate: chaos, shut up.</p>
<p>you are so amazingly good at extrapolating!</p>
<p>Hello. I’m new to this forum.</p>
<p>See? I capitalize my sentences and dot my periods. That’s proof for my freshness.</p>
<p>Another one, abridged</p>
<p>A physicist, engineer, and mathematician were asked to enclose the largest area using the least amount of fence. </p>
<p>The engineer and physicist did it the “normal” way using complicated designs, blah blah…</p>
<p>The mathematician built a fence around himself and said, “I declare myself on the outside.”</p>
<p>Same joke, different version.</p>
<p>Mathematician, Physicist, Engineer walking through a field come upon a farmer.</p>
<p>The farmer asks what is the best way to construct a fence that will contain his livestock (ie., most area for least perimeter). The physicist does some calculus and concludes that the best way to do this is a square fence. The engineer looks at him and laughs. “No, the best way is a circle”. The physicist concedes and they start building the fence.</p>
<p>The mathematician just sits there for a while and eventually stands up, puts a small piece around himself and says “I declare myself to be outside”.</p>
<p>An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying for the night in a hotel. Fortunately for this joke, a small fire breaks out in each room.</p>
<p>The physicist awakes, sees the fire, makes some careful observations, and on the back of the hotel’s wine list does some quick calculations. Grabbing the fire extinguisher, he puts out the fire with one, short, well placed burst, and then crawls back into bed and goes back to sleep.</p>
<p>The engineer awakes, sees the fire, makes some careful observations, and on the back of the hotel’s room service list (pizza menu) does some quick calculations. Grabbing the fire extinguisher (and adding a factor of safety of 5), he puts out the fire by hosing down the entire room several times over, and then crawls into his soggy bed and goes back to sleep.</p>
<p>The mathematician awakes, sees the fire, makes some careful observations, and on a blackboard installed in the room, does some quick calculations. Jubliant, he exclaims “A solution exists!”, and crawls into his dry bed and goes back to sleep.
Alternate Ending
The mathematician awakes, sees the cooling embers of the fire from one of his neighbors, fans it back into a roaring inferno, observes that “this reduces to a previously solved problem”, crawls into his warm bed, and goes back to sleep.</p>
<p>the first one is easier to tell… but I like the second better here.</p>
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