<p>Guess what I learned today?</p>
<p>that monkeys, when stabbed in the heart, do die?</p>
<p>If you stab a crouton, it will bleed and get soggy?</p>
<p>crouton monkey…lolz</p>
<p>snoop, why have you fallen so gosh darn hard for me?</p>
<p>Why haven’t you pulled that stick out of your… ear?</p>
<p>Because it reminds me of you ever since you went so deep inside my…ear</p>
<p>Your mother.</p>
<p>./10char.</p>
<p>why are you offended? dont you know this is just my way of showing my love for you? im like a 4th grader except i cant pull your hair from here</p>
<p>Don’t you get it? I insulted your mother! I cut your socks! You’re not supposed to respond to that.</p>
<p>Oooh. Such drama…</p>
<p>shame is an emotion i dont often feel. same goes for embarassment. wanna come over on saturday? i just bought a lot of candles and a speedo.</p>
<p>And with that, I depart. </p>
<p>Hello, Ralph? This giant white phone doesn’t seem to be working. Maybe I should flip the turn signal.</p>
<p>congratulations snoopy. you almost killed the thread with you giant white phone.</p>
<p>but I won’t let you succeed.</p>
<p>Lol.</p>
<p>hey vegan did you know your ID spelled backwards is ssertcAnageVehT?</p>
<p>I always kill this thread.</p>
<p>Something funny happened to me today.</p>
<p>nope. I never looked at it htapohcyspnrk.</p>
<p>snoop id love to hear your funny story. come on outside and tell me! im under your bedroom window.</p>
<p>awww… I love new CC romances!</p>
<p>haha, when I was rereading my last post I couldn’t figure out what the random letters at the end were! It took me a while to remember I was typing krnpsycopath backward!</p>