I like that story. 
What’s a Lexus van? Does it exist?
RX300. 
I am still getting Birkin ads in my CC sidebar.
adblock is your friend.
BB- nice van.
I agree about adblock generally speaking, old fort, but I am sort of enjoying the fact that CC advertisers think I am in the target audience for a diamond-studded Birkin!
Gee–my ads were for colleges, checking accounts and dresses/maxi-dresses. Did have a very few ads for purses but never the diamond-studded Birkin. I guess they know I rarely spend for purses. 
My ad is for dentures…nice…H likes playing the dress horribly while car shopping game, bleh. I love how well-made, expensive (for me, which is not the level of many on cc) clothes hang and look. I abhor shopping so I don’t have many clothes, expensive or not. In my dream life, I have a shopper and seamstress who buy and tailor everything.