<p>Sue kikkoman’s soy sauce company. “I didn’t know it would stain my clothes!!!FOREVER!!! And there was no warning about it!”</p>
<p>top HF traders make 1billion-ish a year</p>
<p>Don’t buy one. Marry someone who already has one. Duhhh ;-)</p>
<p>You probably have better odds of being a decent drug lord than being a top HF trader… (depending on your background, of course)</p>
<p>I reccomend marrying money or inventing something, or getting into organized crime/drug dealing. Standard career paths will take you at least 10+ years (big law partner, ceo/whatever)</p>
<p>Would it be cheaper to build a new one, similar in architecture etc. to a medieval castle?</p>
<p>move to scotland most of the homes there are castles</p>
<p>Become a backup dancer and charm a celebrity with southern roots, and with you hickness.</p>
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drug dealers don’t make any money. Why do they still live with thier mom?</p>
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<p>lol, how much does Levitt actually earn?</p>
<p>Living in a castle is on my to do list. I however am going to build one. I want that castly bentley driven life, and throw banquets every now and then. The best way would be something business orientated. Doctors can do it to, but you will have to wait longer.</p>
<p>Business-oriented… yeah, but what exaclty? Which field? Hypermathematical financial stuff?</p>
<p>Convince Prince Charles you are his wife. (works even if you are a guy. I mean, have you seen his wife!!!) :D</p>
<p>lmao come on she’s one of the best looking english women i’ve ever seen</p>
<p>^ooops…i’m gonna hear a/b that one</p>
<p>i dont know about you, but i would take kate beckinsale any day…<em>starts daydreaming</em></p>
<p>You can offer to plaster every inch of the castle with ads and then solicit corporate sponsorship 
but be sure to open the castle to the general public or those ads won’t be worth anything :P</p>