<p>unsoccer mom
i bow to you …ill have to watch it again…at least ill get to see the great perfrmance by jon lovitz as the baseball scout</p>
<p>The Maltese Falcon, Bogey. “I won’t be the fall guy, I won’t play the fool for you.”</p>
<p>Double Indemnity, Fred MacMurray. “Sorry baby, I’m not buying.” BLAM, the sound of a gunshot (the demise of Barbara Stanwyck) follows.</p>
<p>Heat of the Night, Rod Steiger (to Sidney Portier). "Virgil? That’s a fancy name for a boy like you, whadda they call you up north? Sidney; “They call me MISTER TIBBS!”</p>
<p>Why isn’t “Luke, I am your father!” #1?</p>
<p>Aaaargh!! I got here too late and it looked like all of my favorites were chosen. No, wait! My favorite line from Animal House still hasn’t been . . . . oh, damn. Thanks UMDAD – you barely beat me to the punch. I laugh everytime I think of that scene in Dean Wormer’s office, particularly Belushi’s facial expressions.</p>
<p>Lovitz From Field of Dreams: </p>
<p>“Well then, that would be more, wouldn’t it?”</p>
<p>Not you! Her! The one who hit the ball!</p>
<p>And after Tom Hanks autographs a ball for some kids the kids read it: “Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. Wow.” Hanks, yelling after them: “That’s good advice!”</p>
<p>What a great, and somewhat unappreciated movie. </p>
<p>Bull Durham had a great scene on the pitcher’s mound at the end. Can’t remember all of the great lines, but it involved voodoo, pitching, and appropriate gifts for a wedding. The Robert Wuhl character ends the conference with “candlesticks always make nice gifts. Okay, let’s turn two.”</p>
<p>And I’m a sucker for Field of Dreams. In addition to the obvious “If you build it” and “they will come, Ray” lines, there are:</p>
<p>“You lied to me!”
“Well, YOU said your finger was a gun!” </p>
<p>“Hey, how about a warning ump?”
“Sure kid. Watch out you don’t get killed.”</p>
<p>“Either down and away. . . or in my ear”.
“Look for down and away”
“Okay”
“But watch out for in your ear”. </p>
<p>“Is this heaven?”
“It’s Iowa”
“Huh. I could have sworn it was heaven”
“Is there a Heaven?”
“Oh, yeah – it’s the place where dream comes true”
Looks around at his field, and his farm, and his wife and daughter sitting on the porch swing: “Maybe this IS heaven”</p>
<p>“You people are guests in my corn”</p>
<p>“Hey Dad? You wanna have a catch” (you have to get Costner’s little squeak in his throat for full effect).</p>
<p>And still so many more: <a href=“http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097351/quotes[/url]”>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097351/quotes</a></p>
<p>“So long, and thanks for all the fish”
from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy</p>
<p>“There are no answers, there are only choices.” Solaris</p>
<p>Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor… </p>
<p>I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part. We’re just the guys to do it. </p>
<p>Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the Peace Corps. </p>
<p>I can’t believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Face it, Kent. You threw up <em>on</em> Dean Wormer. </p>
<p>They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn’t steal! </p>
<p>Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. </p>
<p>With thanks to Bluto, Otter, Boone and all the rest at Delta House.</p>
<p>We have an old saying in Delta House: don’t get mad, get even.</p>
<p>“He puzzed and he puzzed until his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before, maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more.” --from the cartoon Christmas special, of course.</p>
<p>It’s in the hole! </p>
<p>So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.</p>
<p>The legendary Carl Spackler</p>
<p>Iderochi- It’s a Cinderella story.</p>
<p>Just thinking about the first time I heard “big hitter, the Lama” makes me laugh for awhile.</p>
<p>So thats how it is in that family! </p>
<p>Now that’s a plan.</p>
<p>Twu Wuv</p>
<p>You wanna die with a MAN’S gun…not a little sissy gun like theese!</p>
<p>Bing, great quote from a family favorite! Perfect reminder the holidays are upon us.</p>
<p>and given the general subject matter and purpose of this site, from The Graduate:</p>
<p>Ben, what are you doing?
Well, I would say that I’m just drifting. Here in the pool.
Why?
Well, it’s very comfortable just to drift here.
Have you thought about graduate school?
No.
Would you mind telling me then what those four years of college were for? What was the point of all that hard work?
You got me.</p>