<p>Oh, Onanism! I love that word. In part, because it is fun to say. But also, because it allows me to say something raunchy in public without most people realizing it.</p>
<p>Scroll to the bottom for some fantastic commentary on this:</p>
<p><a href=“The Stranger: Seattle's Only Newspaper”>The Stranger: Seattle's Only Newspaper;
<p>it was a bit blush-inducing scrolling to the bottom,…wipes forehead</p>
<p>Oh, that’s right. Shoot, I meant to include a disclaimer. Here it is: that fantastic commentary is provided by a columnist who mainly covers the, erm, process by which one stops being pre-pregnant. Sorry!</p>
<p>So guys should refrain from drinking coffee and wearing briefs…</p>
<p>Or riding bikes, or drinking</p>
<p>yes, pip-pip, there’s a number of people reading these posts who are not so young and need to be shielded from the casual ways of those whose teen years are still fresh and active,…</p>