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<p>yeah some of those names sound familiar, I’ve heard that pike is the sex-offender frat, and beta is turning into a wall street frat because one of my good friends is now prez. </p>
<p>Other than those, the rest are a blur, I’ve stumbled into shtty parties, played pong a couple of times, and stared in disbelief as everyone gathered around a guitar hero match for hours. I can’t remember which belonged to which frat but, for some reason I doubt it makes a difference. A lot of people join frats because:</p>
<p>a) sports affiliation
b) they’ve unfortunately heard and believe: “it’s the thing to do in college”
c) just like living with dudes and being brotherly
d) can’t make friends normally</p>