<p>Too funny about the grandfather eating the mushroom! I’ve had shirts with English words where I had no idea what the words meant. You know, the kind of cute t-shirt with random words like “Chocolate” and so forth and names of towns like “Venice” as if all these words thrown together turn a t-shirt into something very chi chi. I personally want a career naming nail-polish or lipstick colors which I am convinced are random words thrown together that say nothing about the actual color – e.g. Monte Carlo Smoke or Heather Whisper.</p>