french translation help needed (words on my new scarf)

<p>Ellen deGeneres has a cute thing on her show where viewers send funny photos. One lady sent a photo of her local paper’s grocery insert. You know, the ones which show pictures of tomatoes and the sale price, or meat, whatever.</p>

<p>One grocery insert, from an American newspaper, had a picture of bananas with the following description:</p>

<p>“Yellow curved fruit on sale today.”</p>

<p>You have to wonder about the nationality of the insert copywriter, lol.</p>