Funny/Weird/Amusing autocorrects

Just yesterday, my text read “we keep kissing each other” instead of “missing”.

I was texting with a nice clean cut Mormon contractor, I asked him about the “formica on the kitchen counters” it was sent as “fornicate on the kitchen counters” :">

OMG @somemom thats a riot!

My closest friend and I were vacationing in WDW with our families a few years back. We were trying to find parking spots at Downtown Disney.

I texted her “hey, I found a parking slut over here”.

She texted back “Boy, Disney really wants us to park here, that’s service.”

Yah, Jym, why Apple thinks I don’t say Sh!t, but they think I say fornicate is a mystery to me!

“Are you busty right now? Let’s meet up and study for the math test”