<p><em>is dead</em> x_x</p>
<p><em>resurrects as zombie</em></p>
<p>Life by zombification.</p>
<p>death again by rigged braiiiinnssssss exploding shrapnel everywhere</p>
<p>death by laughter after watching a drunk donkey attempt to eat figs.</p>
<p>Death by JEBUS.</p>
<p>death by listening to miley cyrus songs FOREVERRRRRRRRRR.</p>
<p>Death by inhalation of radioactive plutonium.</p>
<p>I kill you by putting a nugget of plutonium into your own brain, which turns into lead, giving you lead poisoning and leading to your eventual death (Will Smith cured me)</p>
<p>Death by Jaden Smith</p>
<p>Death by Justin Bieber’s lack of pubes.</p>
<p>Death from Justin Bieber’s pubes on you.</p>
<p>My 2 year old son saw the sexual content of this thread and died. I hunted you down and murdered you in revenge.</p>
<p>Death by a Nazi death chamber.</p>
<p>Death by a baby who was mad at the dead baby jokes.</p>
<p>Death by random stranger.</p>
<p>Death by MIT Rejection</p>
<p>^LOL
Death by disease given off by rats.</p>
<p>death by falling pencils</p>
<p>Death by mud drowning</p>
<p>^^^ LOL. That was a good one.</p>
<p>Death by train.</p>