Getting in is starting to go to my head!

[arwarw]

Excerpt from Commencement Speech to the Havard Class of 2000 by Conan O’Brien

You see, you’re in for a lifetime of “And you went to Harvard?” Accidentally give the wrong amount of change in a transaction and it’s, “And you went to Harvard?”

Ask the guy at the hardware store how these jumper cables work and hear, “Andyou went to Harvard?”

Forget just once that your underwear goes inside your pants and it’s “and you went to Harvard.”

Get your head stuck in your niece’s dollhouse because you wanted to see what it was like to be a giant and it’s “Uncle Conan, you went to Harvard!?”