<p>Clearly my interest in patent law stems from a bottomless pit of materialism that exists within me. It’s one of the top paying fields of law and a great path towards meeting my goals in life of buying an island of all my own and sharing it with my trophy wife who likes me only because I drive a Ferrari. How you couldn’t deduce this is beyond me. Just kidding, sort of. I was just throwing it out there as an example. Although I think that field of law would be more interesting than a lot of other fields, but perhaps it’s not up my alley. You’re right on that front.</p>