<p>Understanding girls is easy…keeping them sorted out is what’s tough.</p>
<p>haha not at all dude, girls send messed up signs, one minute they’re ignoring me and then they make it like they like you.</p>
<p>that’s what makes them so predictable…they are ALL like that. :P</p>
<p>It’s just varying shades of nuttiness and game-playing.</p>
<p>I hate that though, why can’t they just tell me how they feel?</p>
<p>Never…they are pulled aside during some class in Jr. High where they are given special instructions to never answer a question directly…or at the very least make a male ask them what 's the matter 15 times before they respond in the affirmative. e.g.</p>
<p>Dumb male: You okay?</p>
<p>Superior female: Yeah.</p>
<p>Dumb male: What’s the matter?</p>
<p>Superior female: Nothing.</p>
<p>Dumb male: is it something that I said?</p>
<p>Superior female: No.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Did I do something wrong?</p>
<p>Superior female: Nah.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Is this because I wear your underwear?</p>
<p>Superior female: …wha? no.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Is it because I put those pics of your mom online?</p>
<p>Superior female: Um…nah.</p>
<p>Dumb male: Is this about your sister and me?</p>
<p>Superior female: …it’s nothing really.</p>
<p>Dumb male: I’m real sorry I blew up your dog?</p>
<p>Superior female: that’s not it.</p>
<p>Dumb male: So there is something?</p>
<p>Superior female: Huh…no! leave me alone!</p>
<p>Dumb male: Are you sure?</p>
<p>Superior female: Well…it’s just that…blah blah blah (lots of crying and stuff)</p>
<p>Rinse. Repeat.</p>
<p>haha umm i have no clue what you’re talking about</p>
<p>I follow exilio.</p>
<p>well that’s good guitar shredder but it doesn’t help me in my search for what girls mean when they do certain things</p>
<p>And in all fairness I should present a typical male conversation along similar lines:</p>
<p>Dumb male #1: Dude! What’s up!?</p>
<p>Dumb male #2: Man, you snaked the last beer you d1ck!</p>
<p>Dumb male #1: No worries bud, I’ll pick up some more later.</p>
<p>Dumb male #2: It’s all good bro. Let’s play some GTA.</p>
<p>It seems a better way to communicate, but then again, what do I know…I am just a dumb, unfeeling, selfish, sex-obsessed, beer-swilling, potential-rapist, misogynistic, Cro-Magnon male.</p>
<p><em>sigh</em> </p>
<p>this is why this is the “girls” thread and not the “women” thread. we’re not all whiny, passive-aggressive little junior-high girls, just as most men are not overly-macho, masculine-image-conscious, insensitive bastards. </p>
<p>the rule of thumb is: ask straight out–“you look stressed/unhappy…is there anything I can do?” </p>
<p>If she looks unhappy, *** are you asking her if she’s all right?! Common sense!</p>
<p>Damn, I forgot to list us as bastards…stupid, stupid!!!</p>
<p>Just kidding…I hear you tebro…I am just generalizing…as the same thing has been done to guys for too long. But stereotypes exist for a reason right?</p>
<p>yes, because there is always a grain of truth in a stereotype. </p>
<p>I admit, I do play the “I’m suffering horribly, and I’ll make you suffer even more because you don’t automatically know what’s wrong with me and offer to buy me chocolate, you bloody ■■■■■■■.” Generally, once a month. </p>
<p>Yeah. Just…respect, and all will work out.</p>
<p>“I’m suffering horribly, and I’ll make you suffer even more because you don’t automatically know what’s wrong with me and offer to buy me chocolate, you bloody ■■■■■■■.”</p>
<p>… y’know, i kinda wanted a girlfriend, but that sentence right there has kinda turned me off from the idea :-O</p>
<p>be afraid, be very afraid</p>
<p>yeah, for all you guys out there, that one time of the month is when you should turn on your physic powers 
oh the pleasures of being a girl</p>
<p>or if you’re not in tune with the miss clio in you, get some midol and run like hell</p>
<p>it’s so horrible, but it’s like I can almost feel myself getting crankier and crankier. It’s like I know I’m not being as nice as I usually am, but I just can’t help it.</p>
<p>“oh the pleasures of being a girl”</p>
<p>… what i can discern…</p>
<ul>
<li>hitting guys and not getting hit back</li>
<li>kicking guys in the nuts</li>
<li>demanding jewerly, go out to eat</li>
<li>better at seducing</li>
</ul>
<p>that’s about it, LoL~</p>
<p>I was reading the 1st page of this and I burst out laughing…I totally overanalyze everything with guys. If one of my male friends doesn’t say hi to me in the hallway, I think he’s mad at me or doesn’t like me anymore. hehe this gives me proof I’m not such an abnormal female</p>
<p>I’m not even good at seducing. I am the worst person on the planet at flirting. Which is why I never do. I need lessons lol.</p>