<p>“he is paid on commission, i.e. the on-line reader account. Help put the poor kid thru his senior season at Big Red Mortuarial Institute (Denison’s earlier institutional moniker when the Baptists were in charge) by clicking on those links early and often. He gets a meal in Slayter for every new reader and $20 off his fall tuition.”</p>
<p>If only … :)</p>