Got into Harvard. It didn’t make me feel better.

“It is a Friday night, the fifth day of the earthlings 7-day week cycle. Friday night is a time usually characterized with social interaction between the college youth, a chance to form relationships and bond with one another. Yet, we must only look to the bedroom of the solitary ‘loser’ to see how social selection helps weed out weak genes from the gene pool. This ‘loser’ is unable to socialize with others, and as a result, will perish alone. Fortunately for the rest of his species, his failure genes will not continue on to the next generation”