<p>make michael jackson jokes and parents will think u r a perv</p>
<p>who cares, you’re graduating at the top of your class! you’re the best of your class and you never have to see any of them again if you don’t want to. be rude and funny because it’s your last laugh and theres nothing they can do.</p>
<p>you won’t be funny if you have to try to be funny. just do your damn speech.</p>
<p>Our class president made a really funny speech–just little pieces of advice, mostly nutritional. “Your parents won’t be in your dorm room to make sure you are eating right, so drink eight glasses of water a day, fiber will help your colon, and a clean colon is a happy colon…” I’m not saying you should copy it, but some humorous tips for the future might be a good idea.</p>