Grammys

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<p>^Hell yeah, Phoenix is awesome!</p>

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Paparazzi video: She starts out on a bed making out with some guy. Then she ends up on a couch wearing a very revealing leather outfit. S&M much? Then there are girls making out in tons of make up. He ass is essentially showing.</p>

<p>Then she’s in this corner wearing another revealing leather outfit. And cameras are constantly flashing, with her acting seductively.</p>

<p>Then she’s in this yellow mouse outfit. Her lipstick and the way she licks the spoon is definitely freudian.</p>

<p>Then she’s back wearing her normal pinup outfit. And then she’s in jail wearing black leather again, and she licks her fingers.</p>

<p>Yeah, there are dead people, but they are sexy dead people.</p>

<p>(I just watched the video, so I could write this stuff)

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<p>Now, the real question is:
Does anyone ever get turned on by this?</p>

<p>(In case you’re wondering, the answer is pretty much no.)</p>