<p>I’ll be alone over Spring Break. If I could do it, I’d shackle the cats to me so I could pretend they like me, recline on the sofa with popcorn and Diet Vanilla Coke and watch (this is the impossible part) hours and hours of reality TV. I just find those real psychological dramas more interesting that the plots of shows with actors. For a break, I’d have Oprah tell me how to be more beautiful and I’d watch Dr. Phil tell someone they need to take responsiblity for their own life before sending professionals to their house to make sure they don’t have to do that right away.</p>