<p>Hoyasaxa1 - I sincerely hope you’re going into research and not medical practice. I would not want you as my Doctor. </p>
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<p>Patient: Hello Doctor</p>
<p>Dr Hoyasaxa: Hello, My name is Dr Hoyasaxa and I went to a better college than you did.</p>
<p>Patient: Really? Well I went to Princeton for my undergrad and received my JD from Harvard Law. </p>
<p>Dr Hoyasaxa: So you’re another person that couldn’t get into Georgetown. Take 2 pills and repeat after me. “Georgetown is not relevant, Georgetown is not relevant”.</p>