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OK, but surely there must have been some brief moment when some small voice in the back of your head said, “Ya know, maybe other students who’ve been busting their humps on applications for this college and are now on the edge of their seats waiting with anxiety for decisions… just might not be particularly receptive to a post from me about some back-door connection I might have with some guy who says he can pull strings to get me admitted.” Surely. ;)</p>