Help C-Dad & his Danes!

<p>i like it simple…the “great dane” but here are a few more to consider</p>

<p>judge dane/honorable dane
professor (insert first name) dane
mister/miss mundane
the mundane plaintiff/attorney/judge/prosecutor/(insert noun)
d’onofrio (actor from law & order criminal intent) becomes mr. dane-ofrio
rebel dane</p>

<p>-howard dane (ghetto pronunciation of dean…even though he’s only remotely related to law)</p>

<p>-lawful confidanes (as a cognate of confidants or confidence, whichever one is more fitting to your dog)</p>

<p>-Dane Kagan (i meant to say dean kagan of harvard law school…but you can replace it with the dean of loyola law school or whichever one you choose)</p>

<ul>
<li>Dane of (insert department)</li>
</ul>

<p>for the younger dogs,
-associate danes of ____ law school/department</p>

<p>Alluvion Danes (sounds so pretty…)
de novo Danes
D.B.A. Danes
Executor Danes</p>

<p><em>edit</em>
Jurisprudence Great Danes
The Honorable Great Danes</p>

<p>Starry Daneniceness
Eminent Danemain
Daneacre
Danefeasors
Interdogatories</p>

<p>Why would someone come to your kennel for a great dane, rather than the kennel across town? What makes your dogs better… more velvety fur… bigger paws…intelligence… genetics… the service you offer…etc.</p>

<p>Sidebar Danes
Presumed Dane-ocent (apologies to Scott Turow)</p>

<p>Arraigned Danes</p>

<p>Maximus Danes</p>

<p>Dane de Novo
Oliver Wendell Dane
Dane Ergo Sum
Daneicles
Dane Grey
Dane A Priori
Dane Custodiet
Dane Pro Tempore
De Gustibus Dane
Dane Contraire
Ecco Dane
Suprema Dane
Et tu Dane
Fiat Dane</p>

<p>Dane-ish? :)</p>

<p>danes of mandamus</p>

<p>Does the winner get a puppy?</p>

<p>WOW!! I just returned from a dog show where my 18 month old puppy girl “Mamie” took her first Best of Breed (yeah, I am really excited), and I am overwhelmed by all the effort that has gone into helping me here. I must say that on a first reading of all the posts, I am very taken with Bassdad’s Danelaw – because I am a sucker for a good story. I am going to ponder this for a few days and let you know what I decide.</p>

<p>ps</p>

<p>Over30: how’s about a Dane rescue pup?</p>

<p>Sounds like a ‘great’ prize!</p>

<p>The dam dane???</p>

<p>Dane* to be Different</p>

<p>*deign</p>

<p>I am ever so clever I am</p>

<p>daniac
dane-nouement (from denoument)
the Danish Play
Melancholy Dane
Hamlet (also a good name if you decide to switch to pot-bellied pigs)</p>

<p>The more I say it, the more I am liking “DaneLaw” Registered names as “DaneLaw’s Here Comes The Judge” and “DaneLaw’s I Object” have a nice righ to them. I could do a whole litter just with Supreme Court Justices names!</p>

<p>BassDad, you might want to get your house ready for that Great Dane puppy! LOL</p>

<p>Concerneddad,</p>

<p>I may eventually take you up on that offer should you decide to go with DaneLaw, but right now I have a decidedly middle-aged Pomeranian who is set in her ways and would probably not appreciate that large a pup in the house.</p>

<p>Yes, Great Dane puppies have been known to flatten a few things as they try to gain control of their limbs. Danes grow so fast (they double in size between 12-16 weeks of age) going from 20 pounds to 40 pounds seemingly overnight, that when they are young they fall all over themselves. So, you Pom could be a casualty.</p>