<p>No guy has ever started a good relationship based on unsolicited advice his mom got off a college discussion forum.</p>
<p>haha plattsburgh…where did you find that “college guide to dating” site? it’s hilarious. and i bet that guy’s making so much money.</p>
<p>i especially liked it when he asserted that most women fantasize about getting gangbanged. SPOT ON! how did he know???! definitely spend your $14.95 on this one!</p>
<p>This is the most clever ad-post I’ve seen on these forums. Kudos for that. </p>
<p>Also, plattsburgh, what teeth?</p>
<p>op is doing this whole parenting thing horribly wrong, and I’m going to assuming second post is joking before I lose faith in humanity.</p>
<p>Edit: yeah just realized it was add-post. kudos for being subtle about it.</p>
<p>It was the link the second poster put up, I guess their/his stealth advertising for an invisible, girlfriend-less, imaginary virginal son.</p>
<p>Chuy, The girl on the right with those lovely yellow teeth?</p>
<p>Maybe I’m just too anal about teeth color, though. I just want to attack her with a box of Crest.</p>
<p>Man, some of the parents on here are just straight up creeps…</p>
<p>the plug for the book was not subtle…</p>
<p>Are the people who post here idiots? These accounts were clearly registered just to whore this “book”. (Which by the way, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is). These aren’t real people and the mods need to delete this.</p>
<p>Yeah, it just shows how many people actually read the responses before just creating a response…</p>
<p>As much as I look at that picture I can’t see any teeth…</p>
<p>What? Parsons should have plenty of girls, isnt their gender ratio somewhere around 7:3?</p>
<p>Trust me no book will work. You cant follow instructions or even advice to getting a gf. It just naturally comes sooner or later.</p>
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<p>Granted, I’ve only looked at the first page, but the way that’s worded makes it seem like it’s saying “how to convince a girl to have sex with you when she thinks she might not want to.”</p>
<p>Edit: Just found this, as well:</p>
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<p>If your son ever found this forum he may disown you</p>
<p>If you want a real book that’ll help you get laid or at least raise your confidence level, pick up “The Game” by Neil Strauss.</p>
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<p>ditto. I’m almost wondering if this is a joke thread simply bc of the absurdity</p>
<p>you can’t see the teeth? they’tre rough…</p>
<p>Yeah, buying him a dating book would make the problem worse.</p>
<p>I’m so glad I have a girlfriend… my parents can’t tease me about anything and they sure don’t have to worry about my sexual orientation.</p>
<p>I’m glad somebody noticed those teeth, I was beginning to think I was crazy.</p>
<p>I feel like people just read the initial post and then the latest comments. That’s just how it is. Who really has time to read that many posts in btwn? (I do but that’s why I’m pulling an all-nighter) But yeah, this is an ad-post. A very well written one though, don’t you think?</p>
<p>^^ Yes. And might I add that not everyone puts their location on their profile. These two posters, the OP, has two different locations as if taking an extra measure to affirming they are not the same person.</p>
<p>I over-analyze.</p>